good

masturbating healthily

Instead of gooning, Neo loves to good. This is because he loves himself!

by neologism_rizz September 6, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet

“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean”
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”

by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018

goode

it’s really good, because it’s basically a goose but spelled stupidly

“you are such a goode”
“AWW THANK YOU”

by 6fucking9 April 6, 2021

Good looks

Something said when you look good or dress for the occasion; A compliment when you do something praise worthy

"Hey did you hear Tyler scored the touchdown at the game on Friday?"
"Aye! Good looks Tmoney!"

by itsamethepope October 30, 2020

Good Time

When a golden retriever eats your ass.

Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”

Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.”

by OklahomaWaterfall July 23, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

Good Charlotte

When a lowly temp-to-hire lab tech does a line clearance for a lead tech.

Im going to need a Good Charlotte pronto, that line clearance isnt going to do itself.

by tinkerbelle September 16, 2012