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Suck my fart

To place one's lips around a brown round and inhale the flagellation into your lungs.
I want big Laquinta to place her mouth upon my asshole and begin to suck my fart.
by New guy October 28, 2019
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Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
by Awfulman July 15, 2022
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doodoo butter fart

doodoo butter fart is letting out the most monstrous no the most colossal dump any one person will ever let out
chad 1: hey bro i just let out the doodoo butter fart.

chad 2: suh dude thats pretty cool want to go to a frat party.
by oh no bro December 8, 2021
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Alabama fart stain

The act of putting a fart into a jar and putting into a womens anus
Yo babe i hope you got jars. Why? Because were gonna do the Alabama Fart Stain
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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Popcorn Shrimp Fart

An action used to break the tension in a serious conversation. Usually occurring when one eats too much Popcorn Shrimp and uncontrollable gas follows.
"That Popcorn Shrimp Fart had perfect timing" or "The only thing that got me through Requiem for a Dream was that Popcorn Shrimp Fart" but mostly "Whenever I am in the same room with Kanye West I suffer from Popcorn Shrimp Farts" (PCSF for short).
by American13eauty07 November 29, 2010
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Fart drop-off

When you feel a fart coming while your sitting down,to avoid gas getting caught between your chair and your anus you get on
the edge of the chair and rip one.
Shit, I feel some gas coming, betting take a fart drop-off
by William Mark B. June 11, 2007
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Monkey Fart Fucker

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.
No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker
by JND Nodice January 31, 2009
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