Cock Gremlin

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal

I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over

by Lizard.tits June 1, 2019

Moxi’s Cock

A cock only god would be able to suck

Hey bro my grandma just saw Moxi’s Cock now she’s in the hospital

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs July 13, 2022

Cock Blogged

When someone posts a picture of a hard cock as a response to a good picture of you on tumblr

Did you see that weirdo who cock blogged that pic of me at the beach?

by UraniumSquid December 18, 2011

Knuckle Cock

Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris?

I knuckle cocked that douchebag and took a shot of Jack to top off the night.

by JDawgBroncos1! May 4, 2019

Cock of Justice

A cock of justice may only be attained through very honorable doings, such as scoring multiple women at one night. A cock of justice may be used to slap an unjust man in the face when he either fails to score a woman under his league or when he does something stupid.

Joe: Man, I just got rejected by that blonde over there.
Me: You deserve a slap from my cock of justice (coj)

by Josephine Leeway February 14, 2012

Cock-A-Pult

The act of flinging shit off the penis. The user squats, legs together, with berries out front and erect penis between the legs. The user then defecates on the erect penis, opens his legs and flings the anal butter across the room.

In 2007, Jim set the Cock-A-Pult world record by launching a 14oz corn loaf 20 meters.

by Jamco6000 September 2, 2013

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 3, 2016