chief brown water

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.

Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

sneaky brown bomber

the sneaky brown bomber is a very complicated act and is only to be tried by experts. it involves pooping your pants and quickly removing the poo and placing it in a friends pants to embarrass them. this is best pulled off while some one is sleeping but after practice you should be able to accomplish this with an awake person.

i was mad at taylor so i quickly pooped my pants and gave him a sneaky brown bomber to embarass him infront of his new girlfriend.

by seanlong May 22, 2009

b brown status

RAGGY.
wearing canadian eagle and ankle braces, being a fatass, and having the queerest hair ever.
COCK BLOCK

''ripped shorts, b.o., bad breath, fuckd up hair...youve got b brown status man.''

''pssst, your status is showing.''

by jack-me hoff April 30, 2008

b brown status

Looking like a raggy, wearing fake American Eagle (Canadian Eagle), wearing ankle braces because you broke your OWN ankles playing b ball, QUEER ASS HAIR, COCK BLOCK. Having bad breath, ripped and/or not up-to-date clothing style.

Joe: Look at the guy over there with the ripped shorts and fucked up hair.

Tim: His got the b brown status.

by Jonny Simpson April 30, 2008

wrinkled brown trout

A piece of fecal matter distinguished by its length to girth ratio of 4:1 or greater and having a wrinkled texture, typically associated with insufficient hydration.

That wrinkled brown trout I dropped looked good enough to eat.

by Joshua K May 17, 2006

Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

by JBut December 25, 2007