the golden sailboat

The act of peeing on a piece of toilet paper from the dry part of the bowl down to the toilet into the water and across the bowl setting it in its maiden and final voyage

Thar blows the Golden Sailboat, the SS Charmin, traversing across the yellow sea

by Sklpkl May 30, 2025

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Krow Ta Reven Si Sairf De

Can be an everyday holiday, where people leave work early to get drunk and consume nicotine salts.

Did anyone see where John Daly went? Yes, he left to celebrate Krow Ta Reven Si Sairf De!

by WGM GOAT June 17, 2025

But the thing YOU said

"But YOU say bad words! I say good words!"

A retard "But the thing YOU said! But the thing YOU said!"

Hym "Yeah, I'm aware of what I said. That isn't what was important here. You are using every vapid remark to invalidate the substantive parts. There were substantive parts in here and you want the racial slurs to be to be more important than that and it isn't. And they're not. I'm also doing it indiscriminately and am, therefore, not 'discriminating on the basis of immutable qualities.' Do you get the joke? Do you get the point of doing it? And coming from a sexual and economic diversity hire it's not fucking surprising. I don't need to reconsider how I'm talking about people. If I want people to talk differently about me you expect me to change my behavior but when I talk about you... I again have to change my behavior. Do you see how incoherent that is? No. I'm not changing my fucking behavior until I'm made whole. It begins and end with you not having to change any behavior... And ME having to change my behavior for no reason. So that some stupid fuck can get away with sweeping my contributions under the rug."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

name is not to be said

this name is not to be said. So go watch your my Little Pony and don't be so noisy

"fuck off my name is not to be said"

by _donnie December 26, 2016

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020