fart muffler

an acronym for ass or butt or booty

dude, keep your fart muffler out of my face

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

poop smell fart

The act one partakes in one they sniff somebody after they make the mistake of sharting.

Person: I just sharted
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!

by Strangers are scary November 21, 2017

Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

by Awfulman July 15, 2022

Suck my fart

To place one's lips around a brown round and inhale the flagellation into your lungs.

I want big Laquinta to place her mouth upon my asshole and begin to suck my fart.

by New guy October 28, 2019

Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 27, 2010

Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart

Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

Dubai drug fart

It's a sex term that when you have sex you cover your dick in cocaine then have your gf fart on it to get the warm sensational feeling then have your gf like the balls so they stick to the cocaine then shove your dick in her ass then like it and get high

Ohh it's sooo goood (Dubai drug fart)

by I want the Kermit Fry's November 16, 2019