Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)

Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!

by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018

Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.

Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Dog Eyeing

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.

I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.

"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))

by Saetern June 8, 2018

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

Eye-Lighting

When one attempts to emphasize their statement by physically raising their eyebrows while simultaneously widening their eyes.

Joel is eye-lighting again, he must be serious.

by NROBBI19 June 11, 2018

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019