Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.

Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!

by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

Lusi Job

When you fuck someone’s ass while also sucking their dick. It’s a Lusifer job.

I got a Lusi Job last night, it blew my mind.

by Lusiferious December 6, 2019

Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

by JoeFotch June 13, 2025

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.

OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.

By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.

by Jarenticus December 18, 2017

Job Rot

The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.

The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.

1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."

by TheJobRot January 31, 2025

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022