picking on the fat kid

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.

Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO

by Platezz January 24, 2018

cling wrap kid

Bubby's nickname from "Bad Boy Bubby", the movie

"Hi I'm Bubby, the cling wrap kid !

by Ch1rps December 30, 2018

40's kid

Kids born between January 1st, 1935 and December 31st 1937 .
They remember the Holocaust very well. They were also a part of the Holocaust. they lived in WWII. They all died in concentration camps. They even saw planes bomb their towns.

"BILLY! WATCH OUT FOR THAT PLANE!"

"Oh shoot, I'm being gassed right now"

"Why am I so skinny? Oh yeah, it's because I'm a 40's kid starving at my local concentration camp""

by BigDaddyPapa Productions February 13, 2018

Rec room kid

Kid who doesn’t get any bitches or go outside

“Look at that rec room kid.”
“He probably gets no bitches or go outside.”

by JotaroGVM May 15, 2022

Cool Kid Alert

When someone has alcohol or drugs at a party and decides to take a picture and post it on their social media to look cool.

Person 1: “Omg look what Brittany posted on her story. She’s drinking underage!”
Person 2: *rolls eyes* “Cool kid alert 🚨”

by Dom Toliver August 9, 2020

Kid nap points

A term used to reward people for their likeability, and how much other people want to kid nap them, take them home and fuck them.

Dude, did you see Madison the other day in that skirt? Major kid nap points.

by Skky October 24, 2008

kazoo kid

one of the most annoying things on earth

person 1: isn't kazoo kid annoying
person 2: yeah he is SO ANNOYING

by mmg is my dad October 21, 2020