The Hottest Guy possible to man. He might be worse then a tavish but he is still sexy with rocking abs. he sucks the homies dicks and say no homo. he gets chicks but there mostly chicks with dick. He fucks guys named liam and loves camels. he rides on camels to get to work. he doesnt know that the camels are actually kids. he touchs kids and makes sure they dont tell people. and he never caps
by DuckPondloverquack April 30, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. Human 1: “Your such a James Charles”.
Human 2: “how dare you!!!”
Human 3: “that’s so offensive”.
Human 1: “that’s the point”
Human 2: “Shut up you be looking like a uncooked sausage”.
Human 1: “if we gon fight we gonna fight”.
Human 2: “you tryna be a world star?”
Human 1: “I got my dollar store camera on”.
(This is just jokes don’t take it seriously)
Human 2: “how dare you!!!”
Human 3: “that’s so offensive”.
Human 1: “that’s the point”
Human 2: “Shut up you be looking like a uncooked sausage”.
Human 1: “if we gon fight we gonna fight”.
Human 2: “you tryna be a world star?”
Human 1: “I got my dollar store camera on”.
(This is just jokes don’t take it seriously)
by ...arse May 25, 2021
Get the James Charlesmug. Jamie is one of those people that you know are a red flag so stay far away. they are usually really short and stubby, when coming across a James,make sure you avoid them at all costs.
by anonymous March 7, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. by Pío November 24, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. Well known for ending Christian James entire career. He is also taller than him and a better basketball player than him.
by Kyle In The Van March 31, 2021
Get the Jonny Jamesmug. 
James Shanahan was the kind of high schooler who thought he was destined for greatness but was really just another forgettable face in the crowded hallways. He carried himself with an inflated sense of self-importance, always talking about how he was going to be rich, powerful, and “run this town” one day. In reality, he was just another kid struggling through algebra and barely passing gym class.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
by Himothyyyyyyyy March 17, 2025
Get the James Shanahanmug.