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fart muffler

an acronym for ass or butt or booty
dude, keep your fart muffler out of my face
by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005
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Suck my fart

To place one's lips around a brown round and inhale the flagellation into your lungs.
I want big Laquinta to place her mouth upon my asshole and begin to suck my fart.
by New guy October 28, 2019
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Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
by Awfulman July 15, 2022
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Super Hero Fart

The act of finding a clandestine location for a public toot a la Wonder Woman or Superman. Abandoned alleys and non-existent phone booths are preferred locations.
"Feeling insistent intestinal rumblings out in the Castro, Andy ducked into an alley way, looked left and right for passers by, spun around three times and let rip a Super Hero Fart.
by Raggedy Andy J. March 20, 2011
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Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
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Dubai drug fart

It's a sex term that when you have sex you cover your dick in cocaine then have your gf fart on it to get the warm sensational feeling then have your gf like the balls so they stick to the cocaine then shove your dick in her ass then like it and get high
by I want the Kermit Fry's November 16, 2019
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Burger King Fart

A fart usually that comes after eating any amount of Burger King. It has a really specific smell, and after you fart you'll surely get the Burger King shits. This can also come without eating any BK at all. AKA just a really smelly fart.
Damn, I think I got those Burger King Farts.
by aviddicksucker May 15, 2020
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