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December 3rd

shut the fuck up all of you people who say "oh December 3rd is Conan Gray's Heather day!! FUCK everyone called Heather!!" THAT'S YOU THATS LITERALLY WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE

How do you think I feel after telling people my birthday is December 3rd and they tell me it's a Conan Grey reference. I have to remember it by some corny ass song and it makes me want to die.
"My birthday is December 3rd."
"Oh like Heather by Conan Grey?"
"Fuck you"
by FanimationsOSC April 25, 2024
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December 4

🗣️:oh look today is december 4, hey your name is dante right?
🗣️:yeah?
🗣️:happy dante day!
by maniacalemperor May 5, 2024
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December

Lifestyle month in South Africa whereby everyday automatically becomes a Saturday. This is the month where if they send you to the shop chances of you coming back in January are highly at risk, so you must be prepared.
And you can’t afford to wake up later than 7am.
Mom: “Thabo can you please go buy bread for breakfast”?
Thabo: “Okay mom”
Mom: “so now where are you going with the cooler box”?
Thabo: “it’s December”
by Bombo November 25, 2021
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December

December is the name of the most awesome, pretty, beautiful, smart, kind and funny girl. December has many redeeming qualities and so many hobbies (not just watching tiktok and procrastinating).
“Hey did you see how cute December looked today?”

Yeah dude she’s the cutest girl I’ve ever seen”
by Dec_mber November 25, 2021
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December 7

by aidtt November 25, 2021
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the ninth of december

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).
Holy shit its the ninth of december , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.
by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021
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December 11th

yo bro are u gonna do it december 11th.
do what?
lose ur virginity
by rahd November 25, 2021
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