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December 7

person 1: Hey bestie, wanna fuck
person 2: what-!? no, why!?
person 1: It's December 7th
by whoischaos December 7, 2021
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December

After October and November, December comes hitting with grab and slap ass month
Person 1: did u just slap and grab my ass!?
Person 2: ITS okay, iTs Slap AND Grab ass month in December
by Grabetisvaggeti November 19, 2019
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December 21st Day

Today is buy your Croatian friend a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.
Person 1: I like you so much, we’re such good friends.

Croatian Person: Well if we’re such good friends, you should buy me a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: What? Why? That’s too much money.

Croatian Person. Well, it’s December 21st Day! You have too. Or it’s racist.
by Dr.Montgomery December 20, 2022
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no cry December

Your not allowed to cry this month
Friend: “i wanna cry

Friend2 : “fuck u there is no crying in December, so suck it up “ its no cry December “
by Julie and camilla November 28, 2020
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Grab dick december

Grants the ability to grab any males dick throughout the month
Tom - are you taking part in grab dick december?
Lucy - yeah i already started.
by Kingmafiaz October 24, 2020
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December 3

The day non-heathers get a sweater. The day that the second choices get to feel like a first choice. If you know a girl who you like, but wouldn’t date, give her a sweater, come on! It’s December 3!
“I still remember the third or December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you.” - heather, by Conan

Person 1: here is my sweater
Person 2: thanks, but why?
Person 1: it’s December 3, remember?
by Thatweirdflamingo December 3, 2020
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December 21

National kiss a friend day because it’s almost the end of the year! Might as well, right…?
Boy: The mistletoe is right over there
Girl: No I’m good
Boy: But it’s December 21
by Gayboy1773 December 21, 2019
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