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Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
mugGet the Flack Jacket Bromug.

bro is majestic

When bro is kinda... Why is bro so pretty though? I swear I'm not gay...
Damn why he kinda... I mean. MHHmm (Clears throat). Bro is majestic. Yeah I'm secure (in my sexuality)
by olive10542 June 13, 2024
mugGet the bro is majesticmug.

Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise
Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”
by teebrno January 26, 2024
mugGet the Bro-Mealmug.

That’s the oranges, bro

The 2020 verison of “That’s the tea, sis”. Come on, people! Let’s get this trend going! New decade, new you. Peel me an orange= tell me. Juicy orange= hot gossip
Person 1: I just heard that Jessica and Aaron broke up!
Person 2: Ooh! That’s the oranges, bro.
by Ketchuptree January 7, 2020
mugGet the That’s the oranges, bromug.

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.
Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!
by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016
mugGet the bro fundmug.

Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"
"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"
by isnt.that.useful April 1, 2025
mugGet the Just Pack Your Bags Bromug.

bro

she is my bro
by ststststststst October 22, 2019
mugGet the bromug.

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