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Life DJ

A LOWLIFE who decides that what they are listening to on their cellphone is that awesome they need to blare it with no headphones in a public place for everyone to hear.These DJs are self absorbed/narcissistic/attention seeking scum with low self esteem or they would release that if we wanted to hear music we would play music with headphones on/in.
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You are trying to live your LIFE and someone decides to play music very loud in a public place from a cellphone/device with no headphones on.
"Oh cool another life DJ playing shit music...Awesome!!!"
by HalfBaggedBilly September 16, 2019
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Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.
"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"
by jembert January 7, 2010
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If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Life

A endless shithole for people to suffer and kill their self and make children but then eat their children.
by GayestGirlEverxx February 15, 2018
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Life

Something you regret having
by Midday August 27, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Personal growth opportunities arise, encouraging positivity, deeper understanding, and enhanced confidence in navigating relationships and life’s changes.<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Personal growth opportunities arise, encouraging positivity, deeper understanding, and enhanced confidence in navigating relationships and life’s changes.<.7.9.7.6.>
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