scooby juices

a fluid attainable when attending the birth of scooby doo and shaggy's love child. birth fluid, if you may.

hold on, wait, that's just my username.

nevermind.

bro 1: yo what r u drinking?
bro 2: solid scooby juices, bruvva
bro 1: damn how's the baby??>

by miss stank February 21, 2022

Jesus Juice

Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.

In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.

Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?

Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?

Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.

by danasp_42 December 27, 2019

Loser Juice

Loser juice is what the loser drinks, an example would be mountain dew, they sit at home all day drinking this juice and play video games, they do not go outside or attempt to hit the gym.
Loser Juice could be anything ranging from pop to juices. Just drink water and stay healthy fatass.

Mikael: I love pop
Top G: Yea you like loser juice u loser.

by Grahgrtahboom May 23, 2023

Apple juice

Daniel Seavey sings this song when he spilt his juce on his pants

" I spilt my apple juice, my apple juice"

by #wdw2 June 13, 2018

Ass juice baby

When a baby was conceived by creaming in a woman's ass doggie style. The cum dribbles out and down into the pussy. Causing her to get pregnant. The person is unusually stupid and never learns from their mistakes.

You must be an ass juice baby. If you don't figure life out. You're going to keep on making the same mistakes.

by Buddhaquest89 July 9, 2023

Juice box

A term of endearment for the female genitalia

He could smell it, my juice box

by Juicebox9082 April 18, 2018

juice box

Battery recharger pack that operate like a portable charger.

This? This black boxy thing I carry around in my purse? It's a juice box, for juicing up my phone on the go, when I don't have access to a power outlet."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2022