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Cheese Ribbon

The thin strand of smegma which develops around the head of the penis, in some cases this can form a ribbon all the way around.
i havent washed in days, i've got such a huge cheese ribbon!
Cheese Ribbon by Sammmiboi July 17, 2010
Slang for a chick/ girl, usually in the context of hooking up with/ having sex with them. Common in Byron Bay.
You're fully just jealous of the cheese

Cheese Mank 

An extremely Ugly Girl. The term is Usually used among the young, uneducated, black community.
Dang! N!@@A did ya see that cheese mank right thurr??
Cheese Mank by billybilly94 February 26, 2011

Cheese-slap 

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand
*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*
Cheese-slap by Chris&CP September 13, 2011

Cheese whistler 

A person whom partakes in the art of fellatio.
She gives good head; what a cheese whistler.

She can play my cheese whistle. (she can suck my dick)
Cheese whistler by TheOnlyD December 15, 2013

cheese piss

When something is extremely cheesy. Usually refers to bad music and other forms of media
Dude this song is total cheese piss