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It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
mugGet the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug.

hi blog welcome to my guys

A vlog when a Filipino man just vlogs around private jets or an airport maybe
Hi blog welcome to my guys s-shut down *Microsoft shutdown sound*
by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025
mugGet the hi blog welcome to my guysmug.
The most underrated transit enthusiast out there, very top tier, knows all about buses, nerd of The Bee-Line System
Is that Orion Vii Guy / Thebroman133? This guy called broman is a nerd of buses
by Guy that likes buses November 25, 2021
mugGet the Orion Vii Guy / Thebroman133mug.

very good guys

My feelings are hurt that I got called a shaven pussy.
by Derricks2 April 5, 2022
mugGet the very good guysmug.

Guy Shadow

Derek looks sexy in that Grey guy shadow tonight.
by Sinematik February 16, 2024
mugGet the Guy Shadowmug.

rise guy

That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.
Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”

You: “No but thank you
by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021
mugGet the rise guymug.

big guy

the one who eats all the leftover s\cheese that was in the back of the regridgeltur
by Peta gris January 8, 2023
mugGet the big guymug.

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