Deja poop

The feeling you have taken a shit like this before.

Sitting on the toilet, too many wings the night before, an eerie dread of deja poop occured.

by Some others random guys friend December 8, 2018

Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet

Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop

by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022

Poop

Soft delicate brown thing that comes out your butt

I pooped this morning

by Ziggythebot2 June 29, 2020

Poop pals

The act of having conversation with someone in the next stall over

Kyle and Todd do not make good poop pals

by Billybadass123 November 21, 2017

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021

poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023