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Nut Back to Life

When you can only cum after you've been dead for at least 3 minutes, but then you get shocked and nut so hard.
I got hit by a car, but then the EMT's made me nut back to life...
by Mjkisloski June 17, 2017
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Speckled Dough Nut

When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.
Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.
by Mr_O May 6, 2015
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Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.
guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!
by boiledpee November 1, 2019
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park my nuts

When you go balls deepen a girl and you park your nut on her. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin.
Excuse me, can I park my nuts on you.
by Jackrabbit 15 January 7, 2016
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Goof Fucking Nut

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.
Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?
by UnFox the Universe October 15, 2020
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Yes nut novmber

thur the 15 to the 23rd you can nut every year
Me and the bois going to save the boys with the yes nut novmber from the evil no nut novmber
by Yesnutnov November 19, 2019
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Nut roll over

A karate move when you cant find the nut you just busted
I had to pull a nut roll over last night
by The roll over June 20, 2017
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