John

generic male name

"John Smith"

by Fishwicks June 11, 2023

John

a chubby kid who twerks for fun

that guy is a John

by sano's bf July 14, 2025

John Michael

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!

"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."

"John Michael makes me a better person"

by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021

John

A thoughtful person

Oh how thoughtful of John

by Thumb123456 September 11, 2021

John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.

John ate many donuts.

by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023

John

Doesn't understand social media trends

What da dawg doin

This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john

by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021

John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024