metro bro

Someone who likes to suck dick

Oussama is a metro bro

by Soniccc123 May 12, 2024

knuckle shuffle bros

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl

me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now

by someguy2117 April 20, 2016

Bro-Country

Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.

As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."

by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024

Bro hoe

A bro hoe is a girl who says I don’t hangout with girls . All my friends are guys! That’s because. She fucks all her bros. No matter which one it is. The last guy up at the end of the night or the one who just got out of jail. She will even just give blowjobs. She’s a bro hoe.

Michelle is gona go out with us tonight. If I don’t hook up with a chick I’ll just fuck her bro hoe. Ez lacluyze

by Ez lacluyze April 27, 2019

Bro

A nickname for Brother.

How's your little bro doing?

by Tacocatawe August 9, 2016

Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.

He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)

by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021

Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.

Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success

by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024