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White Girl Noise

The sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.
Girl: My iPhone broke, and my mum won't pay to fix it, which sucks because now I can't afford my daily mocha-chino latte from Starbucks...... blah blah blah

Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.
by RectumViolator April 16, 2014
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Quiet White Kid

That kid that sits at the back of the class and always gets bullied. You would probably want to become their friend, because they usually end up shooting up the school.
The quiet white kid brought his duffle bag to school today.
by N-word_John August 25, 2018
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White Knight Syndrome

White Knight Syndrome, often shortened to WKS, is what many lonely internet males (usually virgins) get when consulted with anything to do with a girl.

However, this person does not have to of seen the girl or even conversed with her in any way to stick up for her. If there is a topic about a male and a female, those suffering from WKS will always side with the female in the hopes of getting laid.
Guy 1: Dude, she lied and said she was on the pill and convinced him not to wear a condom, how is it all his fault she got pregnant?

White Knight: He's the one with the penis, he's the one who came inside of her, it's all his fault!

*White Knights thoughts*: Now girls will want to fuck me!

Guy 1: Whatever dude. By the way, I'd go see the doctor about your White Knight Syndrome.
by Iamcorrect112 May 19, 2012
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White Trash Collectible

A mass produced 'collectible' item that believed by the consumer to one day be valuable.

Often used as a status symbol that is proudly displayed in the curio cabinet in the dining room and/or living room in only the most discriminating of the white trash homes.
White Trash Collectibles may include Precious Moments, Snowbabies, and Hummel figurines, Beanie Babies, anything with a limited edition number, sports memorabilia, etc.
by lavinialyte July 21, 2011
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pasty white pastrami

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.
homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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white woman moment

A moment when a white woman plays in to identity politics and/or focuses on being overly woke instead of actually worry about an issue.
White Woman: "Yes, I believe that all women are great and black women should be elevated above all (especially white men)"
Normal People: Damn. That's a big white woman moment.
by bigboichonk January 16, 2021
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White Man's Burden

A view held in the era of Imperialism that the more developed and "civilized" peoples of Europe should, through their leadership and domination, bring civilization, modernity, wealth, and advancement to the lesser peoples of the world.

This mostly extended to non-white peoples, but various white ethnic groups subjected to this ideology were various Slavic groups in the east, Arabs, Turks, Finns, and Boers.

The ideology crated a sense of moral justification of Imperialism over many developed and long existing cultures, including long wealthy civilizations like China, Persia, Ottoman Turkey, and India.
Europeans took over Africa in the the name of the White Man's Burden among other things.
by historia April 20, 2012
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