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Louisianna Brown Socking

This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.
Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Tyler Martin October 3, 2003
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redneck brown-bag

Similar to "brown bagging" a girl by putting a brown bag on her head because you want to have sex with her but want to do so without looking at her face. A redneck brown-bag is simply taking a 12-gauge shotgun and removing the girl's head with it in order to rid your eyes of her bad looks
Bill: "That girl is probably great in bed but damn her face is ugly!"

Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"
by LoveToSayFag August 11, 2009
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peeing brown worms

Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.
I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.
by PopeMichael November 23, 2009
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dialated brown eye

A term used for a gapping asshole.
After anal sex, she had dialated brown eye.
by SamiamNoGreenEggsNham September 30, 2007
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brown-nosed willie

(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.
Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!
by Max Bluntoff April 26, 2006
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jonny brown fingers

an idiot going by the name of John Marsh who fingered his ex unsuspectedly up the wrong-un
Make it yourself, but beware, its messy
by Ronnie November 12, 2004
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Brown banana split

When a chick takes a shit whilst wearing a bikinni creating the poo to split in half.
bro, saw a chick at the beach doing a brown banana split in the bushes.

banana split
by jagsjrtib May 24, 2011
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