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John

Doesn't understand social media trends

What da dawg doin
This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john
by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021
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John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.
by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023
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John

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.
Damn, John still coming around?
by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024
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John

Oh John? Yeah he's a monkey
by MONEY BOY JON March 21, 2025
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Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John
I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself
by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022
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st. john’s

Bunch of outcasts, likely got bullied or got kicked out. Shittiest school for people who can’t afford PrOpEr private education. Girls are all ugly as fuck and the boys are prepubescent
‘he looks like a proper goon’
‘must be a st. john’s school boy
by uccers May 1, 2019
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John David Talley

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022
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