Eels Of Love

A kickass instrumental rock band from New Jersey. Their music sounds like Pink Floyd, Rush, Buckethead, and Cynic were put in blender, made into a smoothie, and burped out by Jesus himself. (That's a good thing)

I love eels. And I love love. I love Eels Of Love

by Thisismypseudonym January 23, 2013

Love tax

When you make love with somebody and they owe you for it. So you tax them for the love. Or when somebody is a pain in the ass to love but you love them anyways, so the owe you for your love.

He bought me lunch as a love tax.

by Dawg_90210 August 27, 2016

love junk

It came from my boy DM. It is another name for a mans DNA. Anytime you ejaculate on a woman. It is love junk.

I was doing her from behind and pulled out and sprayed my Love Junk on her ass.

by bayliss May 13, 2005

Love Flob

A rather crude, yet amusing term for spunk, love juice or jizz. The gloopy substance produced during ejaculation.

'Dude, watch you don't get your love flob on the carpet'.

Or perhaps...

My 'love flob' was exceedingly projectile today.

by PJ:D April 26, 2009

how to be loved

Figure it out dumbass

Guy: do you know how to be loved?
Guy2: figure it out dumbass

by Pussy-Slayer69 August 11, 2020

Love-dumb

Love-dumb refers to a person who is exceptionally intelligent in all aspects of their life except when it comes to love. When they’re in love, all logic and intelligence goes out the window when it comes to their person. They put up with things that most intelligent people would not put up with from their significant other (i.e., cheating, lying, manipulating, arguing, keeping secrets, violence, etc.)

A person who is love-dumb loves with their whole heart and doesn’t use their head at all as a means of protecting them from being hurt over and over again by their significant other.

When it came to Corey, she was Love-dumb; he could cheat on her but she’d love him and stay with him anyway.

by AriaChastain-HogEx March 24, 2022

Love Bath

To squirt on ones period

Last night during sex we made a love bath on his bed.

by Saintandroo March 16, 2020