o mah god

this is when you put 4 dots instead of three and use a sarcastic tone thru text

person1: it's not a joke!
witness: (sarcastic tone) o mah god....

by khroma December 1, 2021

God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.

Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!

by off-bagrill January 13, 2023

god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.

Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn

by D1sc April 12, 2016

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

drip god

Sergio Giovanni Kitchens,also known as Gunna,or Young Gunna

drip is being dressed real good,and Gunna is the god at it
Example: "Gunna is the drip god,no cap"

by Fabrizio1800 February 3, 2022

Godded

term that means you are a god at something

I'm godded at this game

by ToesMcGee June 17, 2019

GODs Son Game

the son of GOD plays a game asking his FATHER GOD who is ALLPHA-OMNI AMAZING AMAZINGLLY ASTOUNDING ASTOUNDINGLLY ABSOLUTELY ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTILLY ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL to change people into the opposite sex and change someone else into who they use to look like and see if they would date their self, and he's having a hard time finding someone who would date their self.... its mind blowing seeing the results and actions.

GODs Son Game is such a fun game with my FATHER GOD

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 2, 2022