Monkey Hero

The most completely awesome player of any game ever.

I wish I could be a fraction of what Monkey Hero is.

by Taeralis September 17, 2003

Monkey's Marbles

For use when ladies are present, instead of mutt's nuts or dog's bollocks
Commonly used by professional photographers to describe the excuse of digital cameras as a work tool.

"...having a digital camera is the real Monkey's Marbles, you just take 1000's of shots... one of them has to be good, right?"

by Jim Fotographer July 28, 2008

pop monkey

a very silly character, someone who acts like a crack head but isn't.

that mofo eric is a straight up pop monkey!

by tyler hess January 13, 2009

monkey fister

Someone who fists monkeys

Wow, that girl is a monkey fister.

by MonkeyFister10101 November 11, 2013

swine monkey

a derogitory word used for black people to insult da hell out of them

look at dis damn swine monkey eatin fried chicken

by roxsteady May 7, 2009

dyke monkey

the definition of quianna louis

damn yous a whole dyke monkey

by quifffana July 18, 2018

Certificate monkey

Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.

Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.

by Boo-G January 14, 2019