The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

Good Charlotte

When a lowly temp-to-hire lab tech does a line clearance for a lead tech.

Im going to need a Good Charlotte pronto, that line clearance isnt going to do itself.

by tinkerbelle September 16, 2012

good sexer

used to say if you’re good at sex

oi michelle are you a good sexer
ye i reckon i am , i can show u wby

by adaftcow May 20, 2022

goode

it’s really good, because it’s basically a goose but spelled stupidly

“you are such a goode”
“AWW THANK YOU”

by 6fucking9 April 6, 2021

good

masturbating healthily

Instead of gooning, Neo loves to good. This is because he loves himself!

by neologism_rizz September 6, 2025

A Brazilian good morning

The act of mixing coffee grounds with sperm

Did you hear about Chuck he gave his girl a Brazilian good morning

by Dangerexpress April 29, 2025