vines of love

The beautiful curly locks of hair on your chest between your pecks. Often used to jokingly tell your friends how to pick up chics. (Disclaimer: this does not actually work unless she also has vines of love.)

Rod: What should i do dude this girl is fine!
John: Just show her your vines of love and you will have nothing to worry about.

by Ol' ReD March 11, 2010

Love Flob

A rather crude, yet amusing term for spunk, love juice or jizz. The gloopy substance produced during ejaculation.

'Dude, watch you don't get your love flob on the carpet'.

Or perhaps...

My 'love flob' was exceedingly projectile today.

by PJ:D April 26, 2009

love junk

It came from my boy DM. It is another name for a mans DNA. Anytime you ejaculate on a woman. It is love junk.

I was doing her from behind and pulled out and sprayed my Love Junk on her ass.

by bayliss May 13, 2005

Unrequited Love

When you deeply love someone with all of your heart but they either don’t like you or they are dating someone else before you can express your emotions to them

I love Crimsyn. I wanted to tell her but I didn’t have the courage. I see her wearing my friends jacket then hugging Devon. I have unrequited love for her.

by Anonymous$$$$$$ February 1, 2019

love-trench

Slang for female genitalia, often likened to a hairy bait box, occasionally refered to as a sloppy love-trench in certain circles

Fuck me Steve, I went down for gravy and she had a right sloppy love trench!

by Olaf Peterson September 28, 2004

Love cub

Someone who is loved by all, but only ever as a friend.

Paul: All the girls love me but I'm always single :c

James: You're such a Love Cub

by BabyFrog August 13, 2011

Eels Of Love

A kickass instrumental rock band from New Jersey. Their music sounds like Pink Floyd, Rush, Buckethead, and Cynic were put in blender, made into a smoothie, and burped out by Jesus himself. (That's a good thing)

I love eels. And I love love. I love Eels Of Love

by Thisismypseudonym January 23, 2013