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Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.
"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"
by jembert January 7, 2010
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Life

A endless shithole for people to suffer and kill their self and make children but then eat their children.
by GayestGirlEverxx February 15, 2018
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that's life in the Serengeti

The meaning is: That's the way it is in the world we live in.
Yeah, I know you are feel burned by the way the United States Navy did things regarding your retirement, in reality that's life in the Serengeti.
by JCA/Bremerton June 8, 2023
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life ornament

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016
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Proof of life

A photo, video, or any other type of visual media that serves as proof you are (or are not) doing something after not being active online for a long period of time. Usually sent through text to parents or family; can be sent to friends as well.
Angie: does your mom not care you haven’t told her you’re sleeping over all weekend?

Taylor: I just sent her a proof of life photo this morning when we were eating breaky and she sent a thumbs up
by Kaceydacey June 25, 2025
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Life

You: "hey (me)" Me: "my life is a pit of hell" You: "._. ....Never mind......."
by Itai the Plush January 19, 2021
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