Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone

I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

John

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

John Chaplin

A sped black kid that goes to my school. He's funny but dumb as hell

Person 1: oh shit, it's John Chaplin!

by ballsack_toucher69420 April 15, 2022

John White

A little pussy bitch brit that can go suck the queens clit and suck giovanni's cock

"kys John White"

by jahbabynutsack October 9, 2019

Zoe Johns

Zoe Johns is an incredibly hot and talented girl who WILL be famous one day. She loves you.
Kisses

I'm in love with Zoe Johns

by anonymous November 30, 2022

John Gore

An everyday kiwi bloke. 30 years old. Enjoys livestock, voddy cruisers, and eating small insects. In a non-sexual relationship with female furry.

Hey, did you hear he’s turning 30? He must be a real John Gore.

by Mogplayer789 November 23, 2021

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025