funny fucking around

Goofing off. Wasting time. Lollygagging. Stalling. Not doing what one is told when one us told to do it.

Quit funny fucking around and get in the car! We're late to grandmas!

by anonymous July 4, 2024

I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

When you FUCKING HATE nazis because fuck nazis, that's why

1: I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

2: same tbh

by I HATE NAZIS. ALL ARE EQUAL July 11, 2024

fat fucking bitch

if you reflect this word you are it aND YOU LIKE COCK

YOUR MUM IS A FAT FUCKING BITCH

by ethan the g July 18, 2024

Butt fucking nowhere

The best type of nowhere to be in

As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking

by Lil Skelly July 25, 2024

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

that fucking bird that i hate.

THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e

dashie: that fucking bird that i hate.
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT

by superdupersquid December 9, 2024

Cousin fucking

The most popular pastime in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and other parts of the Hillbilly South. Possibly Utah and Colorado too, but what the Mormons do behind closed doors is kind of unclassified. While you could fuck your cousins pretty much anywhere, even in California or New York, the flyover country has elevated it to an art form.

Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.

"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"

"Alabama. I got family there."

"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"

"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"

"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."

"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"

"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."

"Let's do some cousin fucking"

"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."

"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."

( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")

"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."

by Third World Sam December 19, 2024