Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

urban dictionary

the worst website you can ever use

person 1 : i hate urban dictionary

person 2 : me too

by thatsmyrealname June 12, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A site that always wants you to buy a mug

The mugs that Urban Dictionary tries to sell are BAD

by yeltsA kciR May 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Sex. That's it. Sex.

All anyone talks about on the Urban Dictionary is sex.

by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

urban dictionary

a website you go to to most likely find out about your name and your friends' names, most likely you'll be dissapointd and figgure out that like my last name Allister... I am a complete and utter retard who laughs to much.. but there on the opposite my first name, Bonnie.... a beautyfull one of a kind girl.... so decide urban dictionary! am I a retard or a beautyfull woman???

._. how'm I supposed to find a sentence for this????
guy: go check your name on urban dictionary
other guy; I did... appairantly I'm a complete and utter retard...

by it's true if you saw it here June 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.

Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!

by D-2k() June 19, 2012