Life

Life is a test you didn't study for and never even had a class on, but for some reason you have to take this goddamn test which you despise.
Death is permanent sleep while Sleep is just temporary death as an escape
It's also one of those multiple choice tests...son of a bit-

"I hate my life."

by Queenieisnthere November 22, 2020

Half life 3

Turn the word "GABEN" into wing dings, and you'll see the truth...

Half life 3

by Hehe d November 23, 2020

Bag for life

A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.

For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"

by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020

love of seans life

lauren

friend 1: "whos the love of seans life?"
friend 2: "lauren"

by loveyousooooomuch November 25, 2020

Real life

For toronto manz to use when they agree with something. pretty much like “real shit” but better

man 1: yo shammah i such a goof
man 2: real life bro

man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net

man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow

by @Nolimitmb23 ig November 27, 2020

The meaning of life

There is no meaning just
Take it snlezy

Random person:no problem ya take it easy

Michael in the good place :I'll do you one better I'll say this to my friend with all the love in my Hart and all the wisdom of the universe. take it snlezy.

Me : I will
Random guy:is that the meaning of life
Douglas: yes yes it is

by . . . February 15, 2020

No life

Someone who plays Fortnite to a "high standard"

Ninja has no life

by Mike Ockburns February 18, 2020