“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.
by DakotaJ May 19, 2021
Get the Life Is Randommug. 
<.7.9.7.6.>Volatility towards being Enthralled Is Getting Out My Life And, I Angel Jose RObles Will make sure That Happens<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Volatility towards being Enthralled Is Getting Out My Life And, I Angel Jose RObles Will make sure That Happens<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Volatility towards being Enthralled Is Getting Out My Life And, I Angel Jose RObles Will make sure That Happens<.7.9.7.6.>mug. max jumps in his ride and then drive to friend girls house , maki taki get all girls . he clappy tappys them all he makes make them his mate. maki taki is a alpha male
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Get the max's lifemug. a book written by a fourteen year old girl over her school breaks. 157 pages long, about vampire in love with another vampire, and forgetting her terrible past. She remembers the terrible past while learning about her new thirst. such as her fellow coven member jill, being her daughter.
by Erika Moussienetly June 25, 2009
Get the This New Lifemug. by KingHassan February 15, 2025
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