meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.

Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.

by hotincleveland November 22, 2019

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

spicy meat stick

A spicy meat stick is a synonym for a penis with an STD.

Ugh, I went on a date last week and I was gonna go down on him in the bathroom until I saw he had a Spicy Meat Stick!!

by GoldenDaddIe July 15, 2017

Meat pack

Meat pack

“Riff raff meat pack”

by riskinit4dabizkit April 2, 2025

Butch Meat

A butch lesbians donk.

Wow, Did you see that piece of Butch Meat? it was banging.

by The TRUth Speaka July 3, 2011

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

Meat filofax

A vagina with excessive skin that blocks the vaginal opening.

I was trying to find the vaginal opening but had to flip through the meat filofax to find it.

by Conquifftador April 2, 2025