Porpose Juice

The clear liquid that comes from a sink, bottle, stream, or ocean.

Hey man can you get me a cup of porpose juice?

by JZoidberg May 1, 2019

Crane Juice

1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge

Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."

by NGMIPandas August 29, 2023

Juice

The plural of Jew.

Kid:Daddy, do Juice exist?
Daddy:Naw son, it's a government plot!

by Drallaby Drallabijo December 19, 2021

closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017

Juice

To make someone give you money in excess. To finesse someone out of their money.

“Girl, I’m bout to juice this mf.”

by KittyBlu April 29, 2022

spawn juice

The gross white stuff that babies are covered in when they're born aka Vernix caseosa

Younger brother: I thought your baby was white?
Dad: No, it was just covered in spawn juice before.

by ljw97 March 7, 2019

jawn juice

Any type of juice containing marijuana

Yo, wanna buy some Jawn Juice?

Sure!!

by MoistGoat5 September 18, 2023