I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

Circus Rock

a rarely used category of music that mix carnival or circus music with heavy rock, named originaly by youtube user Cryptonaut three years ago

Person 1: what's your favorite type of music?
Person 2: Circus Rock!
Person 1: i don't know this style, what's your favorite music of it?
Person 2: i really like

DELTARUNE: The World Revolving || Metal Cover by RichaadEB
and

Homestuck: S Collide Track 2 - Oppa Toby Style
person 2: you're not obligated to tell me the complete name in a regulare convertation you know.

by Mal9' January 17, 2020

Totally Rock n' Rollin'

An overzealous celebration by a British gentleman trying to fit in to the American teenage generation by using slang that is before their time. It is often pronounced in a british accent by the non-British community.

-Dude, that was awesome!

-I know, that was Totally Rock n' Rollin'!!!

by Un8r0k3n September 17, 2011

hunk rock

A contraction of "humorous punk rock," a musical genre comprising punk rock works intended as parodies of the actual punk oeuvre, which originated with Paloma Music's 1978 release of the vinyl 45 recording "Picked Off the Litter" by John Vomit and the Leather Scabs, a band formed by members of the Stanford Chaparral campus humor magazine, featuring the songs "Punk Rock Star" and "I Suck."

Unbelievable, I just scored a mint-condition copy of the original Hunk Rock record, "Picked Off the Litter," on eBay for only a thousand bucks!

by FitofPeak2 January 6, 2024

smexy rock

smexy rock is daddy karunya

daddy karunya is a smexy rock

by jherfmj February 16, 2022

dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

costume rock

trendy bands like My Chemical Romance who substitute "style" for substance by wearing ridiculous matching outfits...i.e. marching band uniforms circa 1930

costume rock is lame

by Devin Hurley January 11, 2008