New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.

Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.

by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019

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Yyxy new member is HyeJi

by syafinaz? October 13, 2023

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A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.

Since I wasn’t with you on New Years Eve I’ll give you a late new years kiss to make up for it.

by Endorsedbagel December 31, 2022

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New York Sock Exchange

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.

This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

by PodcastListener July 23, 2019

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New York Poop Exchange

When two people, usually New Yorkers, engaged in concseual and mutual exchange of excrement between each other’s assholes. Both parties empty their bowels and then fill them up again with the other persons shit.

Johnny was excited to tell his girlfriend Jane about his ultimate sexual fantasy of performing the worlds first televised New York Poop Exchange.

Jane filed a restraining order.

by crabwieners October 7, 2018

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chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’

It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

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