Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.
by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023
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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022
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Space Poop

The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better
Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon
by Slick Rxck December 09, 2018
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sh- poop

When you're about to say "shit" but remember that you're in front of little people who can't even watch PG-13 movies without crying and going to their parents.
Holy sh- poop
by TDude53 May 31, 2021
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I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.
by currydemer July 25, 2022
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Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.
by AnalDirtStache October 03, 2019
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