flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?
by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018
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poop on me

"poop on me, please!"
by kelsey bumling January 18, 2022
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Poop Tobogan

The action of toboganning down a large slope and wiping out or falling off 1/2 down the hill but continuing to maintain downhill momentum great enough to release ones bowels during the momentum down the rest of the slope.
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We were neck and neck in the race until she had a poop tobogan and crossed the finish line.
by Pitzer February 01, 2007
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Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
by AngDevilo April 16, 2018
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The Ben Poop Cycle

Ben shits out his poop and then eats it. This causes Ben to shit it out and eat it repeatedly. This is what we call the Ben Poop Cycle
Ben, the ford ranger will be fine. Now go back to The Ben Poop Cycle.
by VectorsChicken November 28, 2023
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Poop Butt Seggies

when you shit in a girls ass causing her to cum twice as fast, then cum in her eyes and yell "seggies time"
"yeah me and my girl had poop butt seggies it was hot"
by Pogoxman January 01, 2021
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Poop Check

When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.
"Dude, I can't wait till Friday. I'm going to buy myself a Christmas present with my poop check. "
by Spike Speedwrentch December 04, 2013
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