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James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"
Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*
by SurosAlt January 23, 2021
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james

An absolutely amazing person with a beautiful heart but a crazy soul. Will eat spiders and lollies off the floor but deeply cares for those close to him. Don’t let him go.
girl 1: yo i started dating james

girl 2: wow what a total catch!
by ridgespur April 10, 2024
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James

James: yum I love curry

Jude: fat fuck
by Jimmmmmmm69 October 9, 2019
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James S

I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves the taste of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet pussy crack. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you walk in on him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
That guy is such a James S, he blew me off just to blow himself
by BakuBling February 11, 2019
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james conoly

A fucking cripple he has all the stds from fucking his mom and dad. He is the biggest prick ever
Calin: oh fuck its james conoly
Any sane person: Oh fuck
by Cailn February 18, 2020
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James

A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
"James is such a sweet guy"

"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"

"I heard James is huuuge"
by Hi james dm me if u see this November 23, 2021
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James

Being an "ASSHOLE" Taking his frustration out on the human population.
As soon as he woke up this morning he was being a "James" .
by Layla Mildner December 12, 2021
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