Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
A wholesome web series of shorts made by the Canadian animator James Bear. It consists of the adventures of James and his girlfriend, Claire.
Guy1: Man, I love Claire and James! Such a cute series!
Guy2: Yeah, I hope the creator can do more in the future.
Guy2: Yeah, I hope the creator can do more in the future.
by RionWillians May 06, 2022
by Hashim Ashraf June 15, 2020
A James Kellow (or JK) is a Hardcore MF. Basically coolest dude you can meet. Other guys are reaching to be him.
by Hater69intotheBBW September 17, 2020
by jakessidehoe November 24, 2021
A man known for his photoshopping skills - or rather, his way of interpreting what people ask him to do.
Ask James Fridman to photoshop an image for you, and he will either do it as literally as possible, or do it in a way that makes the photo even worse. Or both, if he can.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 05, 2023
james fuller cooking is a sexy beast
by whiteboy767 May 04, 2022