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kindle finger

noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.
Ow! I can't make a proper fist because I have kindle finger.
by drfreed August 28, 2020
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thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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Italian ring finger

An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole
“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”

“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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Finger

Well I keep seeing dirty ones so here’s an actual definition. The limbs on the ends of your hands with knuckles and fingernails. Kind of like long toes on your hand.
Person 1: Nice fingers!
Person 2: why thank you kind sir!
by No_one_asked_me_lol September 14, 2020
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3 fingered icecreamer

Sexual kink where you get any ice cream of your choice put it on three fingers or more depending on how loose that tunapot is and icefinger blast the cunt
Mate lets have a 3some with that fit hoe you know im going to try the 3 fingered icecreamer on the bitch when she isnt looking thats sure you wake her up how the fuck do you know your only need three fingers ay with that hoe it will be name the icecream fister
by savethebridge September 15, 2020
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Full Finger Fumpeting

When you bitch about a little boo boo on your hand like a beta cuck; i.e. slamming the breading table on your pinky
Bro, you're whining about a little full finger fumpeting? My hands are full finger blasted rn.
by Usblatte September 21, 2020
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