shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.

Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.

by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015

Cock Starch

The term used to describe a man's yeast infection.

I think I should get this checked out, I have cock starch so bad I could open up a pizzeria.

by WednesdayLynn October 16, 2016

Slipper Cock

When you fuck a slipper and your cocks skin gets ripped off.

Doctor: Young man... did you uh.... fuck a slipper?"
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock

by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016

Cock whizzle

The lack of knowledge of road etiquette.

That f**n cock whizzle just cut me off!

by Sir Chuck Diesel November 18, 2016

Cock Lag

When a man is getting tired while having sex and his hips start to slow to choppy spaced thrusts.

"I mean he's hot on the outside but he has Cock Lag so it isn't worth it"
"Bro, I wanted to fuck her so hard but I was getting hella Cock Lag"

by Yuulu November 30, 2016

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 3, 2016

Cock blocker

A person who in which may intentionally or unintentionally prevent the sexual activity of those around them.

Maises parents were a pair of cock blockers when Joe was getting his pickle tickeled they walked in... cock blockers

by Digbickforehead December 16, 2016