What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019

truu you dooo do that

what you say when someone does something which 1) you dont want them to do, 2) they're being a faggot, 3) they are sinking your bevans, 4) they are tuning your girlfriend, and pretty much in any occasion and it would be considered "a good call" by lads around.

dude picks up your sandwhich and throws it ont he ground.
"truu you dooo do that"

or a different version, someone tries to make a good call such as a mum joke, your frined says a mum joke to your mum,
"hey mrs bob, your a slut whore cause your bob's mum, haahah"
bob: "truu you doooo say that.."

by J_amessss November 5, 2006

dang man a ding dang do

A phrase coined by dumbass rednecks all over the south and made famous by Denis Leary.

Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.

by 2nd Seal February 19, 2003

d-d-do you mind?

Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.

Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?

by Da Jesus April 28, 2005

Do I owe you money?

A phrase used to accuse someone of staring at you, often used by Drill Instructors at Marine boot-camp. The point being that if someone does't have a valid reason to stare at you (like you owing them money) then they should stop doing it.

DI: (notices recruit looking at him) Hey recruit, do I owe you money?

Recruit: ... what? Sir, no sir!

DI: They stop frickin' eyeballing me then.

by Gyreneisms November 20, 2011

Don't mind if I do

This is the last step for a successful oopst It's stealing something before you leave the house (usually D.V.D's) from a stranger you just blew your load on, while she is in the bathroom cleaning it off the cum. Make sure you won't see this bitch again. And if you do, try to oopst her again.

Man, I totally oopst that bitch and on the way out, I did a don't mind if I do and took some of her D.V.D's.

by Don Brewer (D.R. For Life) June 14, 2007

do you wanna get down?

a term for do you wanna fight?

you keep talking, do you wanna get down?

by king lovell January 5, 2018