by Add me on Snapchat @cason_332 October 17, 2019

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

You: “hey coworker, I need you to resend that report.” Coworker: “ahh, you’re killing me smalls!” You: “oh I love The Sandlot!” Coworker: “What is The Sandlot?” You: That’s the move you just quoted, that’s some next level pop cultural appropriation!
by LuJon August 23, 2019

One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018

by BillDerr July 24, 2017

When a big girl is at the club wearing her hot pants and has camel toe and is popping her pussy while dancing.
by Biggurlsexy May 15, 2014
