Dog water

Friend: COVER ME! COVER ME! Ah shit I died You got it man He's one shot.
Me: Okay, I'll try to kill him *shoots on the leg* *doesn't dies* *gets hit on the leg and dies*
Friend: BRO HE WAS ONE SHOT WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL ME YOU SUCH A DOG WATER

by Discord#1212 June 16, 2022

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gods nectar

i loving drink water from his elbow

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

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Bong Water

The opposite of holy water.

Guy: I once got cursed by a satanic priest after they applied bong water to my forehead.

by BigTallMexican June 16, 2022

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water

Adjective to describe something relaxing and chilling at the same time, essentially turning the "fire" object into water ;)

Person 1: "Dudee did you hear that one classical song?!?!"
Person 2: "yeaaa bro it's so water............. ;)"

by DefBringer June 19, 2022

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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

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