water deer

a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded

mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...

by =======. October 1, 2019

Dog Water

1. (Adj)(Derogatory) Lacking in skill, abhorrent, disgusting, gross, trashy. May also be spelled as "dogwater". A term commonly associated with young players of the online multiplayer combat game "Fortnite", but can be used elsewhere.
The specific origin is unknown, apart from the closely related simile: "Smells like wet dog," which is used when deriding musty or unpleasant smells.

1. "My playing was Dog Water last round, I got killed almost immediately!"

2."I think that pool water has never been cleaned, I smell like absolute dog water after going for a swim."

by Broli Swoli December 9, 2023

cats and water

(pussy) cat are known to hate water.There's a reason for that its because there allergic i know your probly thinking thats not true but studys have shown that cat dont land on there feet then there water on then and they also hate the water

cats and water are opposites

by torinnn June 16, 2021

carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

by Emmie Z January 28, 2021

evil water

Slang term for booze. Named as such due to the evil effects (on both the body and behavior) it will provide for the person drinking it.

Your at the ginmill again, Murph. Geez, you just cant get enough of that evil water, can ya?

by mister delicious August 25, 2008

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023