Right off the bat

Immedietly or straight away

"I could tell something was wrong right off the bat"

"China got the coronavirus right off the bat"

by Madlad' May 5, 2020

Knock-off Mexican

Someone who is of mexican or hispanic decent, and has virtually no knowledge of their own heritage, speaks little to none spanish!

Emma: "Maya is such a knock-off Mexican!....shes failing spanish!!!"

by Maya Lopez July 2, 2011

Booed Off Stage

Nickelback.

Dude, did you see that video where Nickelback got booed off stage?
Of course, who hasnt?

by lolnickelback May 25, 2010

dropping off the kids

Having a shit

"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"

by Al April 30, 2004

Beer Jerk Off

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.

Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.

by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009

Operation Sound Off

Operation Sound Off, or OSO, started as a brilliant idea that many believed would never materialize. Well, those people had never encountered the KRB. After months of deliberation, planning and reconaissance, the KRB successfully completed OSO and recieved much fame in the underground of Thomas Stone Highschool in Waldorf Maryland. OSO consisted of the following:
(many of the following details have been changed to protect those involved)
1.) a certain auditory device in a certain room of a certain school was disabled to eliminate classroom diruptions. This device resembled and according to sources, actually was an intercom speaker some 20 feet above the ground in plain sight in the middle of a very heavily populated classroom.

Operation Sound off!!, everyone knows that would be impossible.

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

Jump off a microwave

A slang to childrenize 'go jump off a cliff'

'Trump can go jump off a microwave'

by oWo-UwU-OWO-SKREEEEEEEE March 12, 2019