New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.

Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.

by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019

Animal crossing New horizons

A game that will suck up your entire life after you waited for 3 years. Pay debts at a racoon and the fandom stans a dog...help me please

Me:I have played 130 hours of Animal crossing New horizons so far in 2 months...there adre people with over 300..its out for 2 months send this fandom help

by Yuki0066 May 30, 2020

National New Friends Day

national holiday celebrating making new friends

me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!

by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020

Kaede New Town Posting

Kaede New Town Posting is a form of posting on a web service such as twitter, youtube, instagram and many others.
When someone "Kaede New Town Posts" it means they have uploaded some sort of text or something that contains things that happened in world famous 2007 hit romance comedy film "Kaede New Town"

123BlackGuy123: I love Kaede New Town
some stupid idiot: Stop Kaede New Town Posting
123BlackGuy123: How do I hide a body guys?
some stupid idiot: Im cumming

by Adam D Fan October 3, 2021

In other news, the sky is blue

A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.

"holy shit guys i just realized that rage against the machine is advocating against capitalism"
"in other news, the sky is blue"

by Long Sohn Jilvers October 31, 2021

New Hoe-stess Syndrome

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.

I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.

by jstringy October 14, 2011

new layer 2 bell

the new layer 2 bell is a metaphor for never giving up despite danger or sadness. if you "get the bell, the new layer 2 bell" it shows that you have learned from your mistakes and grown to become a better person

Friend 1: my dog died :(
Friend 2: thats so sad :(

1 month later

Friend 1: I GOT THE BELL!!
Friend 2: ?
Friend 1: THE NEW LAYER 2 BELL!!!! MY PARENTS ARE GETTING ME A NEW PC
Friend 2: YOOO

by soundwaveknight June 19, 2023