Double Cheese Wopper

A sixty year old Italian woman's vagina.

I just got off the boat today, seen my grandmothers double cheese wopper.

by TheTopWop December 26, 2010

cottage cheese hen

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.

Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."

by Jacobill April 18, 2008

String Cheese Incident

A piss poor "jam band" from colorado that has created a following of loser hippie fucks the likes of which has not seen since the waning days of the grateful dead. this once talented bluegrass band has truly pissed in down the right right leg and shit down the left in an attempt to become a brainwashing techno/trance/molly popping/hippie cultivating machine. Once good music has since been replaced by repetitive bass lines, synthesizers and electric drum machines with the hopes of creating the largest following of mindlessness ever.

The String Cheese Incident raped my dog on their way to the show tonight.

by Cheese Hater December 3, 2005

Chili Cheese Dog

Old people at the local library who are eating just sitting around eating

We need to leave, this place is full of Chili Cheese Dogs so I can't use the free internet

by Johnny5s April 30, 2008

Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009

wisconsin cheese spread

Getting your butt licked on then wiping your balls on her face

getting your rim cleaned then mid wash wiping your nut cheese on her face thus the wisconsin cheese spread

by therealnateo July 27, 2010

blue cheese finger

Fingering a woman with a yeast infection and licking it clean

No need for salad dressing I have blue cheese finger

by zelindra January 31, 2015